Tuesday, January 17, 2006

A typical (drunk) msn conversation with my platonic husband, TheHubby:

ThePeach: did yoush make it home ok,..u drunko?
TheHubby: ohhshhno.
ThePeach: what?zgtht
TheHubby: I spuked in the juices.
ThePeach: The juices? ohsno!
TheHubby: ya, the pjuices izn the A&P.
ThePeach: You sgot juices?
TheHubby: Nos, they had pukes on'em.
ThePeach: Hwen did zyou go A&P? I wuldve come troo.
ThePeach: HUBBY? YOU ANSWERE ME NOWS!
ThePeach: Fuck you.
TheHubby: I Loves yous!
ThePeach: I lpuked on my desk.

And people wonder why we never dated.

The Peach.

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