Wednesday, June 07, 2006

ThePeach Has A Headache…And The Only Cure is More Cowbell

OR: ThePeach is a Prophet
Better Known as: ThePeach Wastes all Her Time at Work on MSN with ThePilot

I pasted this conversation verbatim out of my msn history this afternoon. The only things I changed were our msn names, which contained our real-person names. I don’t normally do this, but I felt that this conversation was too beautiful in all its randomness to not be immortalized forever in blog format. So, here it is:

The setting: ThePeach’s office/ThePilot’s home
Time: 2pm Universitytown time, 12pm Fort ChaChing Time
Plot: read the title to the post. I’m lazy. You is bitches.

ThePilot:: another tremendously successful pants shopping expedition, courtesy of the double x chromosome says:
so have your friends all told you not to be friends with me any more yet?

ThePeach - summer = yes. says:
ha no no

ThePeach - summer = yes. says:
work is eating my soul today

ThePeach - summer = yes. says:
and how are you?

thepilot :: another tremendously successful pants shopping expedition, courtesy of the double x chromosome says:
i just woke up

thepilot :: another tremendously successful pants shopping expedition, courtesy of the double x chromosome says:
my soul is yet uneaten

thepilot :: another tremendously successful pants shopping expedition, courtesy of the double x chromosome says:
there's a whole day ahead of me though!

ThePeach - summer = yes. says:
ah, virgin sole

ThePeach - summer = yes. says:
lucky

thepilot :: another tremendously successful pants shopping expedition, courtesy of the double x chromosome says:
oh don't worry

thepilot :: another tremendously successful pants shopping expedition, courtesy of the double x chromosome says:
the tribulations of life will nibble at it yet

thepilot :: another tremendously successful pants shopping expedition, courtesy of the double x chromosome says:
hahahahaha best junk email ever

thepilot :: another tremendously successful pants shopping expedition, courtesy of the double x chromosome says:
it's from 'Behung Forlover'

thepilot :: another tremendously successful pants shopping expedition, courtesy of the double x chromosome says:
why he's my best friend!

ThePeach - summer = yes. says:
i have a pounding headache and the flicker of flourescent lights combined with the flicker of my computer screen and no ventilation in here makes me want to stab myself

ThePeach - summer = yes. says:
lol but you just managed to cheer me up

thepilot :: another tremendously successful pants shopping expedition, courtesy of the double x chromosome says:
i have an uncanny knack for that

thepilot :: another tremendously successful pants shopping expedition, courtesy of the double x chromosome says:
me and Behung, anyways

ThePeach - summer = yes. says:
ha

thepilot :: another tremendously successful pants shopping expedition, courtesy of the double x chromosome says:
we're a dynamic duo

ThePeach - summer = yes. says:
Forlover...that's my favourite part of his name

ThePeach - summer = yes. says:
it's sensual

thepilot :: another tremendously successful pants shopping expedition, courtesy of the double x chromosome says:
i'll change my name if you want

ThePeach - summer = yes. says:
i think you ought to

ThePeach - summer = yes. says:
ThePilot Forlover

ThePeach - summer = yes. says:
it works

thepilot - the name's Forlover....Behung Forlover says:
hahaha

thepilot - the name's Forlover....Behung Forlover says:
maybe THAT'S my problem!

thepilot - the name's Forlover....Behung Forlover says:
so it turns out the QuikAir girl has a boyfriend

ThePeach - summer = yes. says:
awwww

thepilot - the name's Forlover....Behung Forlover says:
i'm now convinced there is not a single single girl in this town anywhere

ThePeach - summer = yes. says:
well shit

ThePeach - summer = yes. says:
you might have to start dating unhappily married women

thepilot - the name's Forlover....Behung Forlover says:
*sigh*

thepilot - the name's Forlover....Behung Forlover says:
at least they'll fuck like animals

ThePeach - summer = yes. says:
hahaha jesus

thepilot - the name's Forlover....Behung Forlover says:
thumbs up?

ThePeach - summer = yes. says:
thumbs up!

ThePeach - summer = yes. says:
so ya...my head hurts

ThePeach - summer = yes. says:
And the the cure? more cowbell

ThePeach - summer = yes. says:
i mean...advil.

thepilot - the name's Forlover....Behung Forlover says:
hahaha i was like ummmmmmm

ThePeach - summer = yes. says:
i do hope you know what i was talking about, tho

thepilot - the name's Forlover....Behung Forlover says:
actually that went straight over my head

thepilot - the name's Forlover....Behung Forlover says:
bear with me, i just woke up

ThePeach - summer = yes. says:
seriously?

ThePeach - summer = yes. says:
ha you know the SNL skit with "more cowbell"?

ThePeach - summer = yes. says:
it's a classic...they do "don't fear the reaper"

thepilot - the name's Forlover....Behung Forlover says:
i've never really watched SNL

thepilot - the name's Forlover....Behung Forlover says:
thus explaining my ignorance of 'more cowbell'

ThePeach - summer = yes. says:
http://www.itsfunnyhoney.com/video/155/more_cowbell

ThePeach - summer = yes. says:
learn, learn

thepilot - the name's Forlover....Behung Forlover says:
hahaha thus solving the work/headache problem

ThePeach - summer = yes. says:
why yes!

ThePeach - summer = yes. says:
my god...the cure really IS more cowbell

ThePeach - summer = yes. says:
I am a prophet

thepilot - the name's Forlover....Behung Forlover says:
hahahaha

thepilot - the name's Forlover....Behung Forlover says:
love.

ThePeach - summer = yes. says:
love!


And now, my headache is gone. I also managed to waste a solid hour at work.

I’ve got a fever…and the only cure is…Will Ferrell.

ThePeach

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