Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Milo is Fat; Angry

My first clue should have been when his ass got stuck in his cat-house entrance. Or maybe when he started spending his entire day stretched out on the floor and rolling around on his back like a quadripalegic. Or maybe when he stopped playing with his toys. Or maybe when he jumped on my stomach while I was sleeping and knocked the wind out of me and almost made me piss my bed. Or maybe when he started eating entire bags of cat food in 2 weeks.

But I couldn't ignore it when we took him to the vet and he weighed in at a hefty 12 pounds, which made the vet laugh out loud and FauxHawk shake his head in shame.

I don't care what you fucking say. He's beautiful.



Just let them gorge on their kibble in peace. Fucking paparazzi...
ThePeach

9 comments:

Cleavage said...

Peach, I am very happy that you have no stairs in your shanty. Did I ever tell you that my VET sister threw her back out and was in physio for six months because she tripped while carrying one of her (gigantically Oprah-fat) cats and tried not to drop it?
Also, you should be careful of breaking your toes while tripping over fattypants there. At least you know that if you die alone in your apartment, he could survive for many weeks off his body fat and wouldn't necessarily HAVE to eat your face.

thehippie said...

we had a family cat that broke his leg when jumping from the fence. his extreme body mass was just too much for his spindly cat legs.

Anonymous said...

12 pounds! Ha! My cat weighs 20. (He's a big cat. He is fat, yes, but even if he were slender he'd weigh 16.5 or 17 pounds)

Anonymous said...

It's been a whole month! Don't leave us blogless. Surely this summer class of yours involves some procrastinating!!

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