I decided to see what other items people have googled when they’ve hit my blog, and this is the list stat-counter gave me (word for word, scout’s honour):
Dating a gynecologist
Kraft liveactive sucks
We fuck guys like whores on tequila
cycling shitting pants
Satanist fasting to break up families
you can see down her shirt
peach love lesbian
Drank until I puke
This is my life. These are the key-words to my life. Shiny shorts and kitten vomit and drank until I puke.
This is my legacy. This is my legend.
ps – bonus marks for anyone who can figure out which stories these keywords are matched to. I think I got all of them.