Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Reason #3749 that I love my job

I woke up at 11am still half drunk. I stumbled into the living room, tripped over about 20 empty Guinness cans and a stack of Nintendo games, and dry heaved cheeseburgers. I pulled a hooded sweatshirt on over my boy-short underwear and - half naked - made some coffee. Then I sat cross-legged on the couch, moved an empty gin bottle out of the seat cushions, picked up the phone and had a 20 minute interview with the Chief Medical Officer for the 2010 Vancouver Olympic Games. Then I typed up my notes, which I will write into a story for my health and fitness series later. You know, when I’ve sobered up and maybe put on pants.

Then I burped poutine. Then I smelled myself and decided a shower was a must. Then I lay on the couch. I don’t plan to get up for at least 4 hours. Not until the gin-sweats cease.

Just your typical day as a freelance journalist.

I’ve already made space for my Pulitzer.


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